Note: Although this is technically a public entry, it's being played as though only Buffy, Willow, Xander and Cordelia can see it.
Well, after that scare with the Master last week, I think it's safe to say school has officially begun again. You did well, Buffy; you've defeated an infamous vampire not once, but twice.
First of all, I'd like to reinforce the idea that my personal life -- that is, who I choose to -- there are certain things that are not your business.
More importantly, Buffy believes that we might be dealing with grave-robbers, and the intriguing possibility of voodoo, or some other sort of -- of zombies. So, ah, if you hear anything suspicious, or concerning... just be aware, everyone, all right?
And Cordelia, I feel it's my duty to remind you that there is nothing so special about a boy with an accent -- be it English, New Zealand or Martian, that it ought to distract you from your studies. I know you're not going to listen to me, but someone should probably say it.
(Quite frankly, I don't quite understand what Americans find so attractive about English accents, but I suppose that's neither here nor there.)